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== A tainted kui-tan toy ==

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| itemtype = Sex Toy ([[Dildos|Dildo]])
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| baseprice = 14000
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{{Infobox Dildo
| name = Tainted kui-tan dildo
| material = digimeat
| length = 14.000 inches
| thickness = 2.333 inches
| shape = Kuitan
| shapeflags = Knotted
| color = rust red
| cumquantity = 4000 mLs
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<blockquote>
<i>“Po’s Own”</i> isn’t any manufacturer you’ve heard before, and it’s certainly no subdivision of the ever-popular TamaniCorp. This exotic toy looks and feels exactly like a real kui-tan penis... if said penis could stay perpetually hard, warm, and ready to go for years on end.

The rust-red, 14-inch phallus contains a series of increasingly wide knots, just like the real thing. A stamp on the base indicates it to be rated for ‘4 liters of fun!’ while a smaller notice claims 'May contain minor traces of chemical, genetic, and reality taint from manufacture.'

Whatever that means.</blockquote>

=== Acquisition ===
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Can be found in the Dildo bucket during [[Kiro Quest]]

==== Usage ====
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Can be used as a [[Captain_Steele#Masturbation|masturbatory]] tool

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