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== 喷嚏涨奶 ==
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乳房病毒（更常被称作“喷嚏涨奶”）是一种病毒性传染原，已知会影响大量哺乳动物物种。其感染和传播方式与鼻病毒（俗称普通感冒）相似，并会引发许多相同症状；但它还会导致乳腺自发增大，因此被单独归类。

由于初期症状与普通感冒没有区别，多数乳房病毒携带者在打喷嚏前都不知道自己已感染。该病毒会令每次喷嚏加速感染者乳腺组织生长。通常增幅不大，按标准量法约增加一个罩杯；但也曾观察到单次增加多达四个罩杯。

乳房病毒的起源不明。传言称它源自一个被废弃的[[Special:MyLanguage/Xenogen Biotech|异种生物科技]]项目：一种可吸入式丰胸液，本意是与[[Special:MyLanguage/Boobswell_Pads|丰乳垫]]竞争。异种生物科技曾将此产品与其他即将推出的商品一并列出，但它从未对公众发售。数月后记录了首个已知乳房病毒病例，于是人们传言二者有关。异种生物科技未对此置评。

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Due to the mammovirus’s effects, reaction to it varies greatly. Those who do not want the additional mammary growth often seek to cure any cold they get as quickly as possible, while those who desire the effect will seek to induce sneezes. In some communities, those who are known to be infected visit and attempt to infect those who desire the additional mammary growth.
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