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<b>制造商：</b> [[Special:MyLanguage/J’ejune Pharmaceutical|杰琼制药]]

杰琼制药并不以原创性闻名，但很擅长在坏局面中获得最大利益。“苏玛霜”美容产品线也不例外。它原本是一款令脸颊丰润红润的面霜，却发现软膏中的丰盈剂对女性测试者几乎没有作用，反而令雌雄同体者和雄性睾丸肿胀。当药膏直接涂在睾丸上时，效果更为明显。

杰琼将其重新包装为异种生物科技类似产品的替代品，专门面向希望拥有更大睾丸、又不想获得牛族或奎坦人特征的消费者。其广告标语“捏捏珍珠，让奎坦人都扭起来！”被广泛认为既冒犯，又坦白说很具误导性。尽管营销失误不断，他们最终还是开始向整个边陲的商贩发运这种乳霜。

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Rumors persist that “black pearl” versions of the cream have entered production. The black cream supposedly contains undiluted formula, producing an irresponsible amount of growth. J’ejune denies that such an oversight could’ve occurred, but their history speaks more loudly than their press statements.
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