查看“︁Minotaur King”︁的源代码

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== A Minotaur King dildo == <!--T:1-->
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| name = KingMino
| image = missing.png
| caption = 
| itemtype = Sex Toy ([[Dildos|Dildo]])
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| baseprice = 69000
| info-hdr = Information
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| deftarget = Self
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{{Infobox Dildo
| name = Minotaur King dildo
| material = Digimeat
| length = 36.000 inches
| thickness = 6.000 inches
| shape = Equine
| shapeflags = Blunt, Sheathed, Flared
| color = Sable
| cumquantity = 50000 mLs
}}
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''“Po’s Own”'' isn’t any manufacturer you’ve heard before, and it’s certainly no subdivision of the ever-popular TamaniCorp.

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You doubt this fly-by-night company was able to obtain the rights of a quadruple-X title like ''“Champions of Corruption”'' by legitimate means, but that doesn’t stop this onyx-black pillar of cunt-wrecking minotaur-meat from wobbling around at a full three feet of length.

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A stamp on one of the melon-sized balls warns of ''“Gut Flooding Fun for the Whole of Tel’Adre!”'' while a much smaller notice reads, ‘May contain minor traces of chemical, genetic, and reality taint from manufacture.’

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Whatever that means.
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=== Acquisition ===
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Can be found in the Dildo bucket during [[<tvar name="link-1">Special:MyLanguage/Kiro Quest</tvar>|Kiro Quest]]
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==== Usage ====
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Can be used as a [[<tvar name="link-2">Special:MyLanguage/Captain_Steele#Masturbation</tvar>|masturbatory]] tool. Use of this masturbatory tool will increase the [[<tvar name="link-3">Special:MyLanguage/Taint</tvar>|Taint]] of the user and cause transformative changes.
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| On Use
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* Increase [[Taint]] by 1
* [[Combat_Mechanics_#Slow_Stat_Gain|Slow stat gain]] for [[libido]] of 2
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