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This product looks like an innocuous pair of headband-mounted bunny ears, but in reality, it is a sophisticated microsurgeon delivery system. The ears themselves store a massive dose of the transforming machines, which are slowly absorbed through the skin of the scalp over twenty-four hours. The wearer is rapidly made to be more like a [[$link-1|laquine]] (a combination lapine/equine), and <b>always</b> gains a pair of bunny ears at the end of the process. A user who already possesses bunny ears will find the product crumbling away when spent, but reports of malfunctions resulting in doubled ears can be found in seedier parts of the extranet. When scrambling one’s genome, nothing is certain!