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A small sachet of clear ointment with a greek Omega symbol on it. The label reads: <i>“You love being plowed, but can’t afford to buy gallons of lube? You just want to mate all day like a mindless beast, but can’t let go? You want the fun of an estrus cycle without having to worry about pregnancies and contraception? Then our brand new Omega Oil™ is for you! Based on years of research by ABO Corp on the exotic natives of Omega IV, Omega Oil™ will make your back entrance perfectly suitable for some anal excitement!”</i> Lower on the packaging are tiny characters you barely decipher: <i>“Use with caution; MAY cause permanent changes to the user’s body.”</i>
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