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J’ejune Pharmaceutical

Description

Company Name: J’ejune Corporation and J’ejune Pharmaceutical

Industry: Commercial products, Food, Drugs, Cosmetics

A mid-level corporation with nothing outstanding about them. With a product lineup that’s either bland or trying too hard, J’ejune are mostly know as being cheap and somewhat lacking in quality control. They’ll do the least amount of testing possible to get things approved for legal sale and their manufacturing habits frequently cause added - normally harmless and minor - effects to their products. The random scent one smells from Libidoze and the random flavor of Blu’Cow being good examples; a product like Rainbotox would be right up their alley. They’re not incompetent (if they were, they’d be out of business by now), just cheap and unimaginative. It’s highly unlikely they’d ever get medical or military contracts.

History

Notable People / Groups

Cynthia - Ex-employee
Milly Bayes - Advertising spokesperson

Products / Services

Blu’Cow - Final Product, Carbonated energy drink (randomized flavors).
Condensol - Final Product, Temporary male genital shrinking drug.
Mighty Tight - Final Product, Permanent orifice/genital shrinking drug.
Sterilex - Final Product, Temporary infertility drug.
FrontRack - Final Product, Breast enhancement drug.
Bumpy Road - Final Product, Genital cosmetic drug.
Rubber-Made - Final Product, Body hair removal drug.
Suma Cream - Final Product, Testicle enhancement drug.
Skin Clear - Final Product, Skin smoothing drug.
Dry Spell - Final Product, Vagina drying drug.

Trivia

J'ejune Pharmaceutical's Milly Bayes is a parody of Lord of the Pitch, Billy Mays.

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+== J’ejune Pharmaceutical ==
+</div>
-==== 描述 ====
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+==== Description ====
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-[[File:J'ejune_Pharmaceutical.png|thumbnail|<center><span style="font-size:88%">杰琼标志，作者 Jacques00</span></center>]]
+[[File:J'ejune_Pharmaceutical.png|thumbnail|<center><span style="font-size:88%">J'ejune logo, by Jacques00</span></center>]]
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+</div>
-==== 历史 ====
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+==== History ====
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+</div>
-==== 知名人物 / 团体 ====
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+==== Notable People / Groups ====
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-*<b>[[Cynthia|辛西娅]]</b> - 前雇员
+*<b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Cynthia|Cynthia]]</b> - Ex-employee
-*<b>米莉·贝斯</b> - 广告代言人
+*<b>Milly Bayes</b> - Advertising spokesperson
+</div>
-==== 产品 / 服务 ====
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+==== Products / Services ====
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-* <b>蓝牛</b> - 最终产品，碳酸能量饮料（口味随机）。
+* <b>Blu’Cow</b> - Final Product, Carbonated energy drink (randomized flavors).
-* <b>[[Condensol_Pill|冷凝丸]]</b> - 最终产品，男性生殖器暂时缩小药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Condensol_Pill|Condensol]]</b> - Final Product, Temporary male genital shrinking drug.
-* <b>[[Mighty_Tight_Pill|强力紧致]]</b> - 最终产品，永久性孔洞/生殖器缩小药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Mighty_Tight_Pill|Mighty Tight]]</b> - Final Product, Permanent orifice/genital shrinking drug.
-* <b>[[Sterilex_Pill|绝育丸]]</b> - 最终产品，暂时性不孕药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Sterilex_Pill|Sterilex]]</b> - Final Product, Temporary infertility drug.
-* <b>[[FrontRack_Cream|前置胸架]]</b> - 最终产品，丰胸药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/FrontRack_Cream|FrontRack]]</b> - Final Product, Breast enhancement drug.
-* <b>[[Bumpy_Road|崎岖之路]]</b> - 最终产品，生殖器美容药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Bumpy_Road|Bumpy Road]]</b> - Final Product, Genital cosmetic drug.
-* <b>[[Rubber-Made|Rubber-Made]]</b> - 最终产品，体毛去除药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Rubber-Made|Rubber-Made]]</b> - Final Product, Body hair removal drug.
-* <b>[[Suma_Cream|苏玛霜]]</b> - 最终产品，睾丸增大药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Suma_Cream|Suma Cream]]</b> - Final Product, Testicle enhancement drug.
-* <b>[[Skin_Clear|净肤]]</b> - 最终产品，肌肤光滑药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Skin_Clear|Skin Clear]]</b> - Final Product, Skin smoothing drug.
-* <b>[[Dry Spell|干涸期]]</b> - 最终产品，阴道干燥药物。
+* <b>[[Special:MyLanguage/Dry Spell|Dry Spell]]</b> - Final Product, Vagina drying drug.
+</div>
-====轶事====
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
-* 杰琼制药的米莉·贝斯是对“球场推销王” [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays 比利·梅斯] 的戏仿。
+====Trivia====
+* J'ejune Pharmaceutical's Milly Bayes is a parody of Lord of the Pitch, [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays Billy Mays].
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