Goblinola Snack Bar

Goblinola
Creator	Nonesuch
Type	Food
Base Price	500
Information
Usable	Yes
Combat Usable	Yes
Defensive Target	Self

A snack bar that is gaudily advertised on its plastic wrap as a tasty, healthy treat for the gabilani on the go. Your codex indicates that it is edible and quite nourishing, but is also likely to trigger the reconfiguration function of your nanites.

Known to cause moderate amounts of taint. Check your Codex for details.

Acquisition

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Can be purchased from vending machine at the pool area of the Arbetz Travel Agency on Tarkus.

Usage

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This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, the snack bar will have various temporary and permanent effects on the player character, with the effect lasting up to 4 to 8 hours. During that time, there will be a series of random transformations that will happen, with only a limited number of minor mutations and a maximum total of two major mutations.

Physical Transformations and Perks:

Minor Transformations

Condition	Change
Minor Transformations is triggerd	Taint increases by 1
Non-normal skin type or skin color not in gabilani palette	Skin type changes to normal human skin Skin color changes to green, lime or emerald (3/5 chance); or aqua, pale blue, turquoise, yellow, amber or topaz (1/5 chance)
Non-gabilani or non-sylvan ears	Change ears to gabilani ears Lose all Previous ear flags Gain the Tapered ear flag
Has regular hair Hair is not black, onyx, or jet-black	Change hair color to black, onyx, or jet-black
Non-gabilani eyes	Change eyes to black gabilani eyes
Non-gabilani face Has gabilani eyes Has gabilani or sylvan ears	Start face change effect, lasting for 30 minutes After time expires, possible to change face to angular gabilani face
Height greater than 3'6"	Decrease height by 1 to 2 inches If no vagina, decrease by another inch
Male: femininity over 30 Female: femininity below 70	Male: Decrease femininity by 2 to 4 Female: Increase femininity by 2 to 4
Non-human legs or non-bipedal legs Has gabilani eyes or ears, or sylvan ears	Change legs to two human legs Legs become plantigrade Genital location changes to waist
Non-human arms Has bipedal human legs	Change arms to human arms
Has tail(s) Has bipedal human legs	Remove tail(s)

Major Transformations

Condition	Change
Major Transformations is triggerd	Taint increases by 1
At least one non-gabilani penis	Change random selected penis to gabilani penis Remove "Genital Slit" status effect
At least one non-gabilani vagina	Change random selected vagina to gabilani vagina Looseness and capacity changes respectively
Has gabilani penis Non-gabilani cum type cum	Change cum type to gabilani cum
Has gabilani vagina Non-gabilani girl cum type girl cum	Change girl cum type to gabilani girl cum
Intelligence quotient less than 85%	Slow intelligence gain of 2
Reflexes quotient less than 60%	Slow reflexes gain of 2
Physique quotient greater than 30%	Decrease physique by 2
Has testicle: cum quality less than 3 Has vagina: fertility less than 3 Libido less than 80	Has testicle: cum quality increase by 0.01 Has vagina: fertility increase by 0.01 Slow libido gain of 2
Has vagina Race is gabilani or 1/4 chance if pregnant No perk "Fecund Figure"	Gain perk "Fecund Figure"
Race is gabilani and is a cyborg; or 1/4 chance if cyborg score at 2 or more No perk "Cybernetic Synchronization"	Gain perk "Cybernetic Synchronization"

Perks:
Each perk gained will have its own unique management systems.

• Fecund Figure
  
  • Pregnancy increases hips and butt by about 1 size rating every 20 days.
  • The longevity of the growth will multiply based on how many vaginal wombs are pregnant, possibly resulting in lasting growth after pregnancy.
  • The size can be worked off after gaining "Sore" and sleeping, losing 1 point each time.

• Cybernetic Synchronization
  
  • Each cybernetic body part will add 5 points to maximum Intelligence capacity. Valid cybernetic body parts will be based on the cyborg score.

Trivia

This item's a pun named after Granola.