Strawberry Shortcake

Shortcake
Creator	Couch
Type	Pill
Base Price	10
Information
Usable	Yes
Defensive Target	Self

A popular prank dish at parties, this cake roll is made with eggs, milk, flour, targeted microsurgeons that reduce the eater’s height considerably, strawberries and love (silly:soap).

Acquisition

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Can be purchased from J’ejune vending machines.

Usage

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This item will be consumed on use. In doing so, the shortcake will have permanent effects on the player character.

Transformations

Condition	Change
Height is more than 48 inches	Decreases height by 1-3 inches up to 48 inches.
Height is less than 48 inches	Height becomes 48 inches