2026年8月6日 (四) 11:10的版本

布丁惊魂 XIII——收藏家版

一部沙克斯·格莱莫里影业作品
文件开始播放，空白屏幕让位于一只在蓝天下飘游的水母。它身后的横幅自豪地宣告本片为"空中水母出品"。横幅淡出，取而代之的是粗体大字标题"布丁惊魂 XIII——收藏家版"，下面一行较小的字写着"一部沙克斯·格莱莫里影业作品"。

镜头向前推进，穿过一片云层，令人眩晕地俯冲向异星森林中央的一片外观人工化的住宅。当镜头终于停止移动时，它对准了一栋房子的蓝色大门。

一个身材高大、灰毛的奥萨尔人漫步走向大门。他胳膊下夹着的石板色制服和写字板通常不会让人多看一眼。就连绣在他胸前口袋上的名字，也表明此人只是个不起眼的"雷克斯"。然而，他那身连体服都快兜不住的翻涌肌肉却是另一回事。他举起拳头，在门上用力敲了几下，报上自己的名号。

"给莉普斯·斯勒特利送货！"他背诵道，显然对自报家门这件事驾轻就熟。

片刻之后，门开了，露出一个穿着同样暴露睡袍的奥维尔女人。她紫红色的鳞片上撒着闪粉，蓝发剪成整齐的齐刘海，脸上涂着浓得夸张的艳俗妆容。

她倾身向前，蜜瓜大小的乳房从粉蓝色睡袍里滑脱出来。"我就是莉普斯·斯勒特利，"她气息微喘，一条亮蓝色的舌头扫过她嘟得夸张的嘴唇。

雷克斯调整了一下裤裆，那里已经鼓起了一个不小的帐篷。"那么我有一件货要送给你，"他平淡地说。

场景切换，以一个相当低的角度呈现奥维尔人那边的门口视角。"门口是谁啊，莉普斯？"第三个声音传来，一双脚掌踩着柔软的地毯啪嗒啪嗒地走近。镜头拉远，露出第二个奥维尔女人，这个长着绿色鳞片，梳着红色马尾辫。

"他衬衫上写着他的名字叫雷克斯，"莉普斯说，用手指顺着他的胸膛划过。

"我有货要送给你们，"雷克斯确认道。

"这么说，如果他没穿衬衫，他是不是就没名字了？"新来者咯咯笑道。

"也许我们该把它脱下来检查检查，坎迪，"莉普斯低声说。

"哦好啊！"坎迪说，兴奋地拍着手。

"但是……我的货？"雷克斯迟疑地问。

"拿进来吧，大个子，"莉普斯低吟道，抓住雷克斯连体服的前襟，把他拉进门里。背景音乐开始响起，相对平淡无奇，只有节拍格外突出。

镜头切换，淡入一个空荡荡的客厅。房间中央放着一个巨大的桶，里面装着深色粘稠的液体。雷克斯、莉普斯和坎迪围站在它周围，看着一个懒洋洋的气泡冒到表面"啵"地炸开。

"这就是你的货？"莉普斯问，眉头困惑地皱起。"一个装满巧克力布丁的热水浴缸？"

"外加这根装满布丁的软管，"雷克斯说，不知从哪儿拎起一根一英尺宽的软管。

"莉普斯，我们拿这么多布丁干什么？"坎迪夸张地摊开双手，她那双更小巧、一只手就能握住的乳房随之晃动。

"嗯，我想我们只好试试看喽，"莉普斯说，歪了歪头。

"什么意思？"坎迪问，双手叉腰。

莉普斯没有回答，而是用力推了坎迪一把，把体型较小的奥维尔人推得双臂挥舞着，仰面跌进布丁桶里。

一团凌乱的布丁"啪叽"四溅，溅满了房间、房里的每一个人，甚至溅到了镜头上。坎迪浮出水面，喘着气，浑身糊满布丁，一边吐着口水一边把甜点从眼睛里抹掉。

"天哪，莉普斯！你怎么能这样！"她尖叫道。她扑上前抓住莉普斯的胳膊，把她拖向浴缸。

"坎迪，你个臭婊子！"莉普斯尖叫着，在坎迪的拉扯下挣扎。经过几分钟的打闹，莉普斯栽倒在坎迪身上。两人在一蓬凌乱的巧克力水花中没入水中。

浮出水面时，莉普斯一边骂骂咧咧地抹掉脸上的布丁，坎迪则疯狂地大笑。

"你这个婊子！"莉普斯咆哮着冲向坎迪，却只能在齐腰深的粘稠液体中缓慢地挣扎前进。坎迪迎上莉普斯，高举双臂，两人的手锁在一起。两人开始你来我往地角力，浑身糊满布丁，在热水浴缸里拖泥带水地缠斗。

坎迪蹲下身，抱住莉普斯的腰，而体型较大的奥维尔人试图回抱住她。接下来几分钟是奥维尔女人们赤身裸体在布丁桶里摔跤，莉普斯尖叫着不堪入耳的脏话，坎迪则像个着魔的女人一样咯咯笑个不停。两人扭打在一起，双手抓向任何可以抓的地方，乳房、屁股、大腿和柔韧的尾巴都是可攻击目标，双方都试图把对方制服。

"嘿，看起来你们需要帮忙，"雷克斯说着，拎起了软管。一阵咕噜声响起，更多的布丁开始从软管里喷出，把浴缸里的两个奥维尔女人浇了个透。

她们尖叫着抗议，被越来越多的巧克力甜点淋浴，雷克斯挥舞着软管，确保她们柔韧的身体每一寸都裹上一层甜蜜的涂层。

当雷克斯短暂地把软管从她们身上移开时，坎迪（只能透过巧克力涂层凭声音辨认出来）来了精神。"但是，送货员先生！如果我都不吃肉……"她的话音渐弱，看起来一脸困惑。

画面出现短暂的中断，一阵静电闪烁，仿佛两段镜头被拼接在了一起。

"……那我要怎么吃布丁！"坎迪得意地大喊道。

"（终于！）"画外传来一声微弱的大喊。

雷克斯站在沾满巧克力的热水浴缸边，拉下连体服的拉链，放出九英寸光滑带结的鸡巴。坎迪拖泥带水地趟过泥沼，站到与雷克斯那根亮红色鸡巴齐平的位置。没有任何铺垫，她把嘴一下子闷上去，在他肉棒上蹭满一道道甜蜜糖浆的痕迹。

雷克斯快意地呻吟，把喷射布丁的软管举得更高，用喷雾浇淋莉普斯。丰满的奥维尔女人呻吟着，沐浴在浓稠的液体中，双手在自己丰满的曲线上来回抚摸，把玩着沾满巧克力的乳房。她转身扭动腰肢，像是被笼罩在甜点喷泉下的活体点心。

屏幕分成两半，一边从雷克斯的视角显示坎迪急切的巧克力口交，另一边展示莉普斯的异域之舞。此前一直不显山露水的背景音乐音量升起，莉普斯和坎迪都随着它动起来，一个随着节拍性感地起舞，另一个随着节奏加快而越来越快地上下点头。

终于，雷克斯发出一声巨大的嚎叫，抓住坎迪的头把她从鸡巴上拉开，几道浓稠的珍珠色精液射在她沾满布丁的脸上。与此同时，软管喷出一大股布丁，把莉普斯冲得翻进浴缸里。

事后，莉普斯浮出水面，雷克斯放开坎迪，两个奥维尔女人筋疲力尽地瘫倒在浴缸边沿。雷克斯扔下软管，镜头拉近对准这件被弃置的工具，它显然已经"用尽"，只剩下细细的布丁滴落。

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屏幕慢慢淡出为黑色，字幕短暂滚动。片刻之后，字幕切走，露出一只毛茸茸、鸟一样的生物蹲坐在一把古董导演椅上。屏幕上一个较小的横幅标示着这只生物为"沙克斯·格莱莫里"。

沙克斯·格莱莫里是一只薰衣草色羽毛的托夫鸟，部分羽毛藏在一件黑色高领毛衣下面。一顶相配的软呢帽戴在他头顶，一侧帽檐下垂着一撮白色羽翎。一副四镜片的墨镜架在他靛蓝色的喙上。

他双手交叠成尖塔状，靠在导演椅上，对镜头外的一位采访者说道。"《布丁惊魂 XIII》是我的一个倾情项目，"他缓缓开口，声音浑厚而悦耳。"我想要一部能够探讨视频色情这一类型中存在主义深奥之处的作品。我们所有人都熟悉所谓的'送货员'原型，但我被驱使去拷问这个熟悉的人物形象。我希望观众会问自己：'我，是我自己人生的送货员吗？还是我仅仅是一台摄像机？'"

他停顿了一下，故意把手抬到脸侧，摆出若有所思的表情。"不过更重要的是，我希望观众能意识到，布丁本身就是对日益数字化的时代中人际接触这片泥沼的隐喻。"他轻声笑道。"我料想很少有人能在第一次观看时注意到这一点。不过如果我不提一句莉普斯·斯勒特利在第一次剧本朗读时就立刻领悟了这个微妙之处，那便是我的失职。她一直——而且始终是——一位完美的专业人士，是她这门手艺的大师。"

他停下来，从镜头外接过一杯茶。他啜了一口，然后补充道，"坎迪简直是一场彻头彻尾的噩梦。"

备注：这条图鉴条目会随机将情欲提高 +30、-30 或 0。

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-The file boots up, a blank screen giving way to a drifting jellyfish against a blue sky. A banner behind it proudly proclaims the film to be a “Aerial Jellyfish Production.” The banner fades, replaced with a bold-lettered title, “Pudding Panic XIII — Collector’s Edition,” and in smaller letters below it, “A Shax Gremory Film.”<br/>
+文件开始播放，空白屏幕让位于一只在蓝天下飘游的水母。它身后的横幅自豪地宣告本片为"空中水母出品"。横幅淡出，取而代之的是粗体大字标题"布丁惊魂 XIII——收藏家版"，下面一行较小的字写着"一部沙克斯·格莱莫里影业作品"。<br/>
 <br/>
-The camera zooms forward, piercing through a bank of clouds, dropping dizzyingly towards a cluster of artificial-looking homes in the center of an alien forest. When the camera finally stops moving, it’s centered on the blue door of a house. <br/>
+镜头向前推进，穿过一片云层，令人眩晕地俯冲向异星森林中央的一片外观人工化的住宅。当镜头终于停止移动时，它对准了一栋房子的蓝色大门。<br/>
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-A tall, gray-furred ausar strolls up to the door. The slate uniform and clipboard under his arm would normally cut a less-than notable figure. Even his name, embroidered on his chest pocket, declares the individual an unassuming “Rex.” However, the rippling muscles straining to escape the confines of his jumpsuit speak otherwise. He raises a fist and raps sharply on the door, announcing himself. <br/>
+一个身材高大、灰毛的奥萨尔人漫步走向大门。他胳膊下夹着的石板色制服和写字板通常不会让人多看一眼。就连绣在他胸前口袋上的名字，也表明此人只是个不起眼的"雷克斯"。然而，他那身连体服都快兜不住的翻涌肌肉却是另一回事。他举起拳头，在门上用力敲了几下，报上自己的名号。<br/>
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-“Delivery for Lips Slutly!” he recites, clearly well-practiced in announcing his presence. <br/>
+"给莉普斯·斯勒特利送货！"他背诵道，显然对自报家门这件事驾轻就熟。<br/>
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-After a pause the door swings open, revealing an ovir woman in a just-as revealing robe. Her fuchsia scales are dusted with glitter, her blue hair cut in an even fringe, and her face painted with an obscene amount of gaudy makeup. <br/>
+片刻之后，门开了，露出一个穿着同样暴露睡袍的奥维尔女人。她紫红色的鳞片上撒着闪粉，蓝发剪成整齐的齐刘海，脸上涂着浓得夸张的艳俗妆容。<br/>
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-She leans forward, her cantaloupe-sized breasts slipping free of the powder-blue robe. “I’m Lips Slutly,” she breathes, flickering a bright-blue tongue across her outrageously-pouty lips. <br/>
+她倾身向前，蜜瓜大小的乳房从粉蓝色睡袍里滑脱出来。"我就是莉普斯·斯勒特利，"她气息微喘，一条亮蓝色的舌头扫过她嘟得夸张的嘴唇。<br/>
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-Rex adjusts the crotch of his suit, a bulge already causing a significant amount of tenting. “Well then I’ve got a delivery for you,” he says flatly.<br/>
+雷克斯调整了一下裤裆，那里已经鼓起了一个不小的帐篷。"那么我有一件货要送给你，"他平淡地说。<br/>
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-The scene shifts, an albeit-low angle providing the view from the ovir’s side of the door. “Who’s that at the door, Lips?” comes a third voice, as a pair of feet pad their way across plush carpet. The camera draws back, revealing a second ovir woman, this one green-scaled, with a red ponytail.<br/>
+场景切换，以一个相当低的角度呈现奥维尔人那边的门口视角。"门口是谁啊，莉普斯？"第三个声音传来，一双脚掌踩着柔软的地毯啪嗒啪嗒地走近。镜头拉远，露出第二个奥维尔女人，这个长着绿色鳞片，梳着红色马尾辫。<br/>
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-“His shirt says his name is Rex,” says Lips, running a finger along his chest. <br/>
+"他衬衫上写着他的名字叫雷克斯，"莉普斯说，用手指顺着他的胸膛划过。<br/>
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-“I’ve got a delivery for you,” confirms Rex.<br/>
+"我有货要送给你们，"雷克斯确认道。<br/>
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-“So does that mean if he didn’t have a shirt, he wouldn’t have a name?” giggles the newcomer.<br/>
+"这么说，如果他没穿衬衫，他是不是就没名字了？"新来者咯咯笑道。<br/>
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-“Maybe we should get it off him and check, Candy,” murmurs Lips.<br/>
+"也许我们该把它脱下来检查检查，坎迪，"莉普斯低声说。<br/>
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-“Oh yes!” says Candy, clapping her hands excitedly. <br/>
+"哦好啊！"坎迪说，兴奋地拍着手。<br/>
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-“But ... my delivery?” asks Rex haltingly.<br/>
+"但是……我的货？"雷克斯迟疑地问。<br/>
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-“Bring it inside, big guy,” purrs Lips, grabbing the front of Rex’s jumpsuit, drawing him in through the door. Background music begins playing, relatively unremarkable, save for its prominent beat.<br/>
+"拿进来吧，大个子，"莉普斯低吟道，抓住雷克斯连体服的前襟，把他拉进门里。背景音乐开始响起，相对平淡无奇，只有节拍格外突出。<br/>
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-The scene transitions, a wipe to a bare living room. In the center of the room is a massive tub of dark, viscous liquid. Rex, Lips, and Candy stand around it, watching it as a lazy bubble burps to the surface.<br/>
+镜头切换，淡入一个空荡荡的客厅。房间中央放着一个巨大的桶，里面装着深色粘稠的液体。雷克斯、莉普斯和坎迪围站在它周围，看着一个懒洋洋的气泡冒到表面"啵"地炸开。<br/>
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-“That’s your delivery?” asks Lips, her brows knitted together in confusion. “A hot tub full of chocolate pudding?”<br/>
+"这就是你的货？"莉普斯问，眉头困惑地皱起。"一个装满巧克力布丁的热水浴缸？"<br/>
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-“Plus this additional hose full of pudding,” says Rex, hefting a foot-wide flexible pipe seeming out of nowhere.<br/>
+"外加这根装满布丁的软管，"雷克斯说，不知从哪儿拎起一根一英尺宽的软管。<br/>
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-“Lips, what are we gonna do with all this pudding?” emotes Candy, throwing her arms up in the air, her smaller, palmable breasts bouncing. <br/>
+"莉普斯，我们拿这么多布丁干什么？"坎迪夸张地摊开双手，她那双更小巧、一只手就能握住的乳房随之晃动。<br/>
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-“Well I guess we’ll have to test it out,” says Lips, cocking her head to the side. <br/>
+"嗯，我想我们只好试试看喽，"莉普斯说，歪了歪头。<br/>
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-“What do you mean?” asks Candy, popping her hands to her hips. <br/>
+"什么意思？"坎迪问，双手叉腰。<br/>
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-Rather than answering, Lips shoves Candy hard, sending the smaller ovir, arms pinwheeling, backwards into the tub of pudding. <br/>
+莉普斯没有回答，而是用力推了坎迪一把，把体型较小的奥维尔人推得双臂挥舞着，仰面跌进布丁桶里。<br/>
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-A messy SPLAT of pudding radiates outward, spattering the room, everyone in it, and even the camera. Candy surfaces, gasping, completely painted in pudding, sputtering and wiping dessert from her eyes.<br/>
+一团凌乱的布丁"啪叽"四溅，溅满了房间、房里的每一个人，甚至溅到了镜头上。坎迪浮出水面，喘着气，浑身糊满布丁，一边吐着口水一边把甜点从眼睛里抹掉。<br/>
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-“Ohmigod, Lips! How could you!” she squeals. She lunges forward and grabs Lips’ arm, smearing her scales and pulling her toward the tub. <br/>
+"天哪，莉普斯！你怎么能这样！"她尖叫道。她扑上前抓住莉普斯的胳膊，把她拖向浴缸。<br/>
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-“Candy, you bitch!” yelps Lips, struggling against Candy’s grasp. After a few moments of play-fighting, Lips topples over on top of Candy. The two submerge in a messy spray of chocolate.<br/>
+"坎迪，你个臭婊子！"莉普斯尖叫着，在坎迪的拉扯下挣扎。经过几分钟的打闹，莉普斯栽倒在坎迪身上。两人在一蓬凌乱的巧克力水花中没入水中。<br/>
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-When they emerge, Lips is cursing, wiping pudding from her face, as Candy laughs maniacally. <br/>
+浮出水面时，莉普斯一边骂骂咧咧地抹掉脸上的布丁，坎迪则疯狂地大笑。<br/>
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-“You bitch!” snarls Lips, charging at Candy, but only managing to struggle slowly through the thick liquid around her waist. When Candy meets Lips, arms upraised, their hands lock. The two proceed to struggle back and forth, both completely painted in pudding, slogging through the hot tub. <br/>
+"你这个婊子！"莉普斯咆哮着冲向坎迪，却只能在齐腰深的粘稠液体中缓慢地挣扎前进。坎迪迎上莉普斯，高举双臂，两人的手锁在一起。两人开始你来我往地角力，浑身糊满布丁，在热水浴缸里拖泥带水地缠斗。<br/>
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-Candy drops, grabbing Lips around the waist as the larger ovir attempts to grab her in return. The next few minutes are the ovir wrestling naked in the tub of pudding, Lips squealing obscenities as Candy giggles like a woman possessed. The two grapple, their hands grasping at any handhold, breasts, asses,, thighs, and supple tails are all fair game as each tries to pin the other.<br/>
+坎迪蹲下身，抱住莉普斯的腰，而体型较大的奥维尔人试图回抱住她。接下来几分钟是奥维尔女人们赤身裸体在布丁桶里摔跤，莉普斯尖叫着不堪入耳的脏话，坎迪则像个着魔的女人一样咯咯笑个不停。两人扭打在一起，双手抓向任何可以抓的地方，乳房、屁股、大腿和柔韧的尾巴都是可攻击目标，双方都试图把对方制服。<br/>
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-“Hey, it looks like you could use some help,” says Rex, hefting the pipe. There’s a gurgling noise, and more pudding begins blasting out of the hose, showering the two ovir in the tub. <br/>
+"嘿，看起来你们需要帮忙，"雷克斯说着，拎起了软管。一阵咕噜声响起，更多的布丁开始从软管里喷出，把浴缸里的两个奥维尔女人浇了个透。<br/>
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-They scream in protest, bathed in more and more chocolatey dessert, as Rex swings the hose, ensuring that no inch of their supple forms escapes a sweet coating.<br/>
+她们尖叫着抗议，被越来越多的巧克力甜点淋浴，雷克斯挥舞着软管，确保她们柔韧的身体每一寸都裹上一层甜蜜的涂层。<br/>
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-As Rex briefly turns the hose away from them, Candy (identifiable through her chocolate coating by her voice alone) perks up. “But Mister Delivery Man! How can I have any pudding if...” she trails off, looking confused.<br/>
+当雷克斯短暂地把软管从她们身上移开时，坎迪（只能透过巧克力涂层凭声音辨认出来）来了精神。"但是，送货员先生！如果我都不吃肉……"她的话音渐弱，看起来一脸困惑。<br/>
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-There’s a brief hiccup in the feed, and a flicker of static, as if two takes were spliced together.<br/>
+画面出现短暂的中断，一阵静电闪烁，仿佛两段镜头被拼接在了一起。<br/>
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-“If I don’t eat my meat!” Candy yells triumphantly.<br/>
+"……那我要怎么吃布丁！"坎迪得意地大喊道。<br/>
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-“(Finally!)” cries a faint voice from off-screen.<br/>
+"（终于！）"画外传来一声微弱的大喊。<br/>
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-Standing at the edge of the chocolate-smeared hot tub, Rex tugs down the zipper of his jumpsuit, freeing nine inches of shiny, knotted dick. Candy slogs forward through the morass until she stands level with Rex’s bright-red cock. Without further preamble, she dunks her mouth down on it, smearing his shafter with streaks of sweet, syrupy goodness. <br/>
+雷克斯站在沾满巧克力的热水浴缸边，拉下连体服的拉链，放出九英寸光滑带结的鸡巴。坎迪拖泥带水地趟过泥沼，站到与雷克斯那根亮红色鸡巴齐平的位置。没有任何铺垫，她把嘴一下子闷上去，在他肉棒上蹭满一道道甜蜜糖浆的痕迹。<br/>
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-Rex groans in pleasure, lifting the pudding-pumping hose higher and showering Lips with the spray. The buxom ovir moans, bathing in the thick liquid, running her hands up and down her generous curves, toying with her chocolate-covered breasts. She turns and gyrates, like some kind of living treat caught under a dessert fountain.<br/>
+雷克斯快意地呻吟，把喷射布丁的软管举得更高，用喷雾浇淋莉普斯。丰满的奥维尔女人呻吟着，沐浴在浓稠的液体中，双手在自己丰满的曲线上来回抚摸，把玩着沾满巧克力的乳房。她转身扭动腰肢，像是被笼罩在甜点喷泉下的活体点心。<br/>
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-The screen splits, one side showing Candy’s eager chocolate blowjob from Rex’s point of view, the other side displaying Lips’ exotic dance. The background music, unobtrusive until this point, rises in volume, and both Lips and Candy move to it, one dancing sensuously to the beat, and the other bobbing her head faster and faster as it picks up speed.<br/>
+屏幕分成两半，一边从雷克斯的视角显示坎迪急切的巧克力口交，另一边展示莉普斯的异域之舞。此前一直不显山露水的背景音乐音量升起，莉普斯和坎迪都随着它动起来，一个随着节拍性感地起舞，另一个随着节奏加快而越来越快地上下点头。<br/>
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-Finally, Rex lets out a massive howl, grabbing Candy’s head and pulling her from his dick, only to unload a few thick jets of pearly cum across her pudding-smeared face. Simultaneously, the pipe gushes out a massive gout of pudding, bowling Lips over into the tub.<br/>
+终于，雷克斯发出一声巨大的嚎叫，抓住坎迪的头把她从鸡巴上拉开，几道浓稠的珍珠色精液射在她沾满布丁的脸上。与此同时，软管喷出一大股布丁，把莉普斯冲得翻进浴缸里。<br/>
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-In the aftermath, Rex releases Candy as Lips surfaces, and both ovir, exhausted, flop over the side of the tub. Rex drops the hose, and the camera zooms in on the discarded equipment, apparently spent, now only dripping a faint trickle of pudding. <br/>
+事后，莉普斯浮出水面，雷克斯放开坎迪，两个奥维尔女人筋疲力尽地瘫倒在浴缸边沿。雷克斯扔下软管，镜头拉近对准这件被弃置的工具，它显然已经"用尽"，只剩下细细的布丁滴落。<br/>
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-The screen slowly fades to black, and credits briefly roll. A moment later, the text cuts away, revealing a fluffy, birdlike creature sitting on its haunches in an antique director’s chair. A smaller banner on the screen labels the creature as “Shax Gremory.” <br/>
+屏幕慢慢淡出为黑色，字幕短暂滚动。片刻之后，字幕切走，露出一只毛茸茸、鸟一样的生物蹲坐在一把古董导演椅上。屏幕上一个较小的横幅标示着这只生物为"沙克斯·格莱莫里"。<br/>
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-Shax Gremory is a tove with lavender feathers, some of them concealed beneath a black turtleneck sweater. A matching fedora tops his head, and a fringe of white plumage flops from under one side of it. A set of four-lensed dark glasses are perched atop his indigo beak. <br/>
+沙克斯·格莱莫里是一只薰衣草色羽毛的托夫鸟，部分羽毛藏在一件黑色高领毛衣下面。一顶相配的软呢帽戴在他头顶，一侧帽檐下垂着一撮白色羽翎。一副四镜片的墨镜架在他靛蓝色的喙上。<br/>
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-He steeples both pairs of hands over each other as he leans back in his director’s chair, speaking to an interviewer just off-camera. “Pudding Panic XIII was a passion project of mine,” he intones, his voice rich and musical. “I wanted a piece that could investigate the intricacies of existentialism within the genre of video pornography. We are, all of us, familiar with the archetype of the so-called ‘Delivery Person,’ but I was driven to interrogate that familiar persona. My hope is that the audience will ask him, her, or themselves, ‘Am ... I the delivery man of my own life? Or am I simply the camera?’” <br/>
+他双手交叠成尖塔状，靠在导演椅上，对镜头外的一位采访者说道。"《布丁惊魂 XIII》是我的一个倾情项目，"他缓缓开口，声音浑厚而悦耳。"我想要一部能够探讨视频色情这一类型中存在主义深奥之处的作品。我们所有人都熟悉所谓的'送货员'原型，但我被驱使去拷问这个熟悉的人物形象。我希望观众会问自己：'我，是我自己人生的送货员吗？还是我仅仅是一台摄像机？'"<br/>
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-He pauses, raising a hand deliberately to the side of his face in a thoughtful expression. “More than that, though, I hope that audiences will realize that the pudding itself was a metaphor for the quagmire that is interpersonal contact in an increasingly-digital age.” He chuckles. “I expect very few notice that on their first watch-through. Though I would be remiss if I failed to mention that Lips Slutly immediately grasped the nuance at the first table read. She is—and always has been—a consummate professional and a master of her craft.”<br/>
+他停顿了一下，故意把手抬到脸侧，摆出若有所思的表情。"不过更重要的是，我希望观众能意识到，布丁本身就是对日益数字化的时代中人际接触这片泥沼的隐喻。"他轻声笑道。"我料想很少有人能在第一次观看时注意到这一点。不过如果我不提一句莉普斯·斯勒特利在第一次剧本朗读时就立刻领悟了这个微妙之处，那便是我的失职。她一直——而且始终是——一位完美的专业人士，是她这门手艺的大师。"<br/>
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-He stops to accept a cup of tea from off-screen. He sips it, then adds, “Candy was an absolute nightmare.”<br/>
+他停下来，从镜头外接过一杯茶。他啜了一口，然后补充道，"坎迪简直是一场彻头彻尾的噩梦。"<br/>
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+备注：这条图鉴条目会随机将[[Lust|情欲]]提高 +30、-30 或 0。
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