Codex: Rubber-Made/zh-hans：修订间差异

2026年8月6日 (四) 11:11的版本

制造商：J’ejune Pharmaceutical
Rubber-Made 最初是由 J’ejune 制药那些过度劳累、又缺乏监督的员工们研制的脱体毛膏。当他们的产品对高湿度环境（例如口腔内部那种典型环境）产生剧烈反应时，他们颇为吃惊。导致这一发现的具体事件没有记载，但该公司因测试流程松懈而闻名的名声可能难辞其咎。
当接触到水分并被充分搅动时，这种口香糖般的膏体会迅速扩散，与受试者底下的皮肤和毛发发生合成性结合。这会在受试者身体的大部分甚至全部表面形成一层薄薄的乳胶状涂层。反复使用会形成越来越厚的层次，有可能把体毛和毛发都吞没进去。J’ejune 的代表告诫人们不要误食 Rubber-Made。

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-<b>Manufactured By:</b> [[Special:MyLanguage/J’ejune Pharmaceutical|J’ejune Pharmaceutical]]
+<b>制造商：</b>[[J’ejune Pharmaceutical]]
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+Rubber-Made 最初是由 J’ejune 制药那些过度劳累、又缺乏监督的员工们研制的脱体毛膏。当他们的产品对高湿度环境（例如口腔内部那种典型环境）产生剧烈反应时，他们颇为吃惊。导致这一发现的具体事件没有记载，但该公司因测试流程松懈而闻名的名声可能难辞其咎。
-Rubber-Made was originally intended as a body hair removal paste by the overworked and undersupervised folks at J’ejune Pharmaceuticals. They were somewhat taken aback when their product responded vigorously to high levels of moisture, such as is typically found on the inside of one’s mouth. The specific incident that lead to this discovery is not recorded, but the company’s reputation for lax testing protocols may be responsible.
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+当接触到水分并被充分搅动时，这种口香糖般的膏体会迅速扩散，与受试者底下的皮肤和毛发发生合成性结合。这会在受试者身体的大部分甚至全部表面形成一层薄薄的乳胶状涂层。反复使用会形成越来越厚的层次，有可能把体毛和毛发都吞没进去。J’ejune 的代表告诫人们不要误食 Rubber-Made。
-When exposed to moisture and sufficiently agitated, the gum-like product will spread rapidly, synthetically bonding with the subject’s underlying skin and fur. This produces a thin, latex-like coating over much if not all of a subject’s body. Repeat use creates subsequently thicker layers, potentially subsuming body hair and fur. J’ejune representatives caution against the accidental ingestion of Rubber-Made.
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