Codex: Humphard Inc./zh-hans：修订间差异

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Company Name: Humphard Incorporated

Industry: Sex product manufacturer and distributor

Head Office: Tantalus, Evira System

Company Head: CEO Bran Flazingan

Humphard Inc. is a company founded by Bran Flazingan over two centuries ago with a single mission statement - “sexual pleasure is the only intrinsic good.” Since then Humphard has risen to become the galaxy’s number one adult product manufacturer and produces products for almost every conceivable species from the core worlds to the rim. Humphard products are known for three things; quality, innovation, and pleasure. It takes great pride on always being on the cutting edge and hires countless ‘testers’ to trial company products. The company always has a large number of employees and freelancers traveling about the galaxy to seek inspiration for their products. The most famous of these is none other than the CEO himself, Bran Flazingan, one of the universes’ foremost “sexplorers”. The hardlight holographic condom, or ‘Holodom’, was one of Humphard’s first products. The one-use hardlight ‘shield’ - produced by a small ring slipped around the shaft - revolutionized safe sex around the galaxy. Another famous product is the everflowing cumsucker; a white, semen flavored sphere that can be sucked on for pleasure and literally ‘melts in your mouth’. The product has sold incredibly well with cumvores. Popular flavors include Ballbatter, Zilmead, Ausar Ecstasy, LooRahn Lemon, and Rahnsberry.

Notable Humphard Products:

Grav-Cuffs

Holo condom (“Holodom”)

Vibrating Lube

Everflowing Cumsucker

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-<b>公司名称：</b>汉弗德公司
+<b>Company Name:</b> Humphard Incorporated
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-<b>行业：</b>性用品制造商与经销商
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+<b>Industry:</b> Sex product manufacturer and distributor
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-<b>总部：</b>埃维拉星系坦塔罗斯
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+<b>Head Office:</b> Tantalus, Evira System
+</div>
-<b>公司负责人：</b>CEO Bran Flazingan
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+<b>Company Head:</b> CEO Bran Flazingan
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-汉弗德公司由 Bran Flazingan 于两个多世纪前创立，唯一的使命宣言是——“性快感是唯一的内在之善。”自那以后，汉弗德已崛起成为银河系排名第一的成人用品制造商，为核心世界到边疆的几乎每一种可想象到的物种生产产品。
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
-汉弗德的产品以三样东西闻名：品质、创新和快感。它以始终站在行业最前沿为傲，并雇佣了无数“测试员”来试用公司产品。
+Humphard Inc. is a company founded by Bran Flazingan over two centuries ago with a single mission statement - “sexual pleasure is the only intrinsic good.” Since then Humphard has risen to become the galaxy’s number one adult product manufacturer and produces products for almost every conceivable species from the core worlds to the rim.
-公司总是有大量员工和自由职业者在银河系各处游历，为产品寻找灵感。其中最著名的非 CEO 本人 Bran Flazingan 莫属，他是全宇宙首屈一指的“性探险家”之一。
+Humphard products are known for three things; quality, innovation, and pleasure. It takes great pride on always being on the cutting edge and hires countless ‘testers’ to trial company products.
-硬光全息避孕套，即“全息套”，是汉弗德最早的产品之一。这种一次性的硬光“护盾”——由套在阴茎杆上滑动的小环生成——彻底革新了整个银河系的安全性行为。
+The company always has a large number of employees and freelancers traveling about the galaxy to seek inspiration for their products. The most famous of these is none other than the CEO himself, Bran Flazingan, one of the universes’ foremost “sexplorers”.
-另一个著名产品是无尽吮精球；一个白色、精液风味的球体，可以含在嘴里吸吮取乐，而且真会“入口即化”。该产品在嗜精者中卖得极好。热门口味包括 Ballbatter、Zilmead、奥萨尔狂喜、LooRahn 柠檬和 Rahnsberry。
+The hardlight holographic condom, or ‘Holodom’, was one of Humphard’s first products. The one-use hardlight ‘shield’ - produced by a small ring slipped around the shaft - revolutionized safe sex around the galaxy.
+Another famous product is the everflowing cumsucker; a white, semen flavored sphere that can be sucked on for pleasure and literally ‘melts in your mouth’. The product has sold incredibly well with cumvores. Popular flavors include Ballbatter, Zilmead, Ausar Ecstasy, LooRahn Lemon, and Rahnsberry.
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-===汉弗德的著名产品：===
+===Notable Humphard Products:===
-<blockquote>[[Grav-Cuffs]]
+<blockquote>[[Special:MyLanguage/Grav-Cuffs|Grav-Cuffs]]
+</div>
-[[Codex: Holodom|全息避孕套（“全息套”）]]
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+[[Special:MyLanguage/Codex: Holodom|Holo condom (“Holodom”)]]
+</div>
-震动润滑液
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+Vibrating Lube
+</div>
-无尽吮精球
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+Everflowing Cumsucker
+</div>
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
 </blockquote>
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+</div>