图鉴：Dumbfuck

Dumbfuck：一种非法药物

俗称“Dumbfuck”的药物，最初由Xenogen Biotech开发，作为帮助难以受孕伴侣的一体化生育治疗方案。其设计目标是重新平衡雄性、雌性及雌雄同体者的激素，以增强性欲，并略微提升各自的生殖能力。初期试验发现，这种药物与微型外科药剂的混合物带有多项意外副作用，最终导致所有相关研究停止。

首批受试者如预期般报告了敏感度和性欲的提升。临床检测也显示生育力与性能力有所上升，且均处于预期范围内。超出预期的，是受试者在高潮时出现的极端反应。改变后的身体化学状态与药物共同作用，会在高潮时引发一连串神经活动。

这些神经级联反应最早也要在高潮数分钟后才达到峰值，往往伴随着至少一次无法控制的喷嚏以及轻微流鼻涕。进一步研究认定，喷嚏只是神经元在适应新连接时严重误触发所引起的副作用。这些连接的最终结果，已被证实为智力下降、性欲与性快感增强——每次高潮大约降低一个智商点，不过部分受试者的增减幅度明显更大或更小。

多数受试者表示，在最初几次级联反应期间会感到“头晕”或“有点困惑”。他们似乎几乎没有察觉到自己不断升高的欲望，也没有意识到大脑正日益痴迷于性快感。然而到了后来，他们报告说：“就像，打喷嚏把脑子喷出去，好给性爱腾出更多空间时，感觉超棒！”

By this point, it was impossible to corral the sex-obsessed volunteers into taking part in any moderately challenging mental testing. Keeping them from fucking or masturbating while the drugs exited their system was nigh impossible. After the chemicals left their bloodstream, additional changes stopped, but they were left with a permanently diminished mental capacity and superhuman libidos.

A few were kept in house for further study. While superficially dumb, they mastered techniques both sexual and seductive with exceeding aptitude. They were still clearly capable of problem solving, just much, much more focused into a single discipline. One of the dumbest girls, Stacy [Redacted] discovered that she did enjoy more general learning when coupled with masturbation. She went on to master advanced physics and currently serves as a Xenogen personal instructor using her unique talents.

In conclusion, Xenogen Biotech created one of the first and most unusual bimbofication drugs. The company buried it deep until a Black Void hacker stole the code and chemical composition. Nowadays, an enhanced version of the stuff can be found in the hands of any moderately talented scientist with loose morals, though the U.G.C. declared it universally illegal in short order.

The drug leaves marked, permanent changes in brain and body chemistry that make it easy to identify one who has used it.