图鉴：喷嚏涨奶

喷嚏涨奶

乳房病毒（更常被称作“喷嚏涨奶”）是一种病毒性传染原，已知会影响大量哺乳动物物种。其感染和传播方式与鼻病毒（俗称普通感冒）相似，并会引发许多相同症状；但它还会导致乳腺自发增大，因此被单独归类。

由于初期症状与普通感冒没有区别，多数乳房病毒携带者在打喷嚏前都不知道自己已感染。该病毒会令每次喷嚏加速感染者乳腺组织生长。通常增幅不大，按标准量法约增加一个罩杯；但也曾观察到单次增加多达四个罩杯。

The origins of the mammovirus are unknown. Rumors trace it back to an abandoned Xenogen Biotech project, an inhalable mammary-enlarging fluid that was intended to compete with the Boobswell pads. Xenogen Biotech listed this product among other items for upcoming release, but never became available to the public. The first known case of the mammovirus was recorded several months later, leading to rumors that the two were related. Xenogen Biotech has not commented on the matter.

Due to the mammovirus’s effects, reaction to it varies greatly. Those who do not want the additional mammary growth often seek to cure any cold they get as quickly as possible, while those who desire the effect will seek to induce sneezes. In some communities, those who are known to be infected visit and attempt to infect those who desire the additional mammary growth.