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| 史 English（en） | A lapinara is talking to a gabilani. <i>“You would not believe the day I had. First thing, right, I tripped over this old book I found and got a bloody nose. A raskvel gang hears the noise and shows up to give me crap for being in their turf. I had to run for half an hour to get away from them, and I couldn’t check my compass, so I ended up in the glade! I nearly walked into a scythe tree, and when I backpedaled, a horde of sexbots jumped me! They must’ve ridden me for half a day! My dick feels like a boiled potato, and my balls are so empty my girlfriend could move into them.”</i> |
| 史 中文（简体）（zh-hans） | 一名 lapinara 正在和一名 gabilani 聊天。<i>“你绝对想不到我今天过得有多糟。先是这样：我被捡到的那本旧书绊倒，撞出了鼻血。一伙 raskvel 听到动静，跑来因为我闯进他们的地盘而找麻烦。我不得不跑了半个小时才甩掉他们，又没法查看指南针，结果跑到了林中空地！我差点撞上镰刀树，倒退时却被一大群性爱机器人扑倒！它们肯定骑在我身上操了大半天！我的鸡巴感觉像煮熟的土豆，蛋蛋空得我的女朋友都能搬进去住了。”</i> |