J’ejune Pharmaceutical

Description

[A] mid-level corporation with nothing outstanding about them. With a product lineup that's either bland or trying too hard, J'ejune are mostly know as being cheap and somewhat lacking in quality control. They'll do the least amount of testing possible to get things OK'd for legal sale and their manufacturing habits frequently cause added - normally harmless and minor - effects to their products. The random scent you smell from Libidoze and the random flavor of Blu'Cow being good examples; something like Rainbotox would be right up their alley. They're not incompetent (if they were, they'd be out of business by now), just cheap and unimaginative. It's highly unlikely they'd ever get medical or military contracts.

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Blu’Cow - Final Product, Carbonated energy drink (randomized flavors).
Condensol - Final Product, Temporary male genital shrinking drug.
Mighty Tight - Final Product, Permanent orifice/genital shrinking drug.
Sterilex - Final Product, Temporary infertility drug.
Bumpy Road - Final Product, Genital cosmetic drug.
Rubber-Made - Final Product, Body hair removal drug.
Suma Cream - Final Product, Testicle enhancement drug.