Spunkshroom

Spunkshrm
Type	Pill
Base Price	1000
Information
Usable	Yes
Defensive Target	Self

Spunkshroom

This mushroom has a huge droopy cap that reminds you vaguely of a primitive dwelling you’ve seen in the past. According to rumor on the extranet, it ought to make your emissions more voluminous and potentially more virile per ounce than ever before. It also might poison you, so there’s that.
Known to cause high amounts of taint. Check your Codex for details.

Acquisition

15% drop from defeating enemies on Tarkus if Captain Steele's has a penis and no vagina.
Can harvest the samples Azra collected on her second expedition.

Usage

This item will be consumed on use.

Usage changes
Condition	Change
(On use)	Increase taint by 5
Any of the following No penis No Ball(s) 12.5% Chance	Take damage equal to half max hp.
25% chance when all of the following conditions are met 0% otherwise Cum quality is less than 6 Libido of 35 or greater Cum Quantity of 800 or greater	Increase cum quality by 1 If cum quality at 5 or greater Slow stat gain of 5 for Libido
Cum Quantity less than 100 100% Chance of any of the following conditions are met 75% otherwise Cum quality at 6 or greater Libido less than 35	Repeatedly Boost Cum by 2 until either Cum Quantity reaches 150 ml or more Cum has been boosted 800 ties Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 150 ml or more but less than 400 ml 100% Chance of any of the following conditions are met 75% otherwise Cum quality at 6 or greater Libido less than 35	Repeatedly Boost Cum by 4 until either Cum Quantity reaches 500 ml or more Cum has been boosted 800 ties Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 400 ml or more but less than 1000 ml 100% Chance of any of the following conditions are met 75% otherwise Cum quality at 6 or greater Libido less than 35 Cum Quantity at 800 ml or more	Repeatedly Boost Cum by 4 until either Cum Quantity reaches 1100 ml or more Cum has been boosted 800 ties Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 1000 ml or more but less than 1100 ml	Repeatedly Boost Cum by 4 until either Cum Quantity reaches 2000 ml or more Cum has been boosted 800 ties Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 1100 ml or more but less than 10000 ml	Boost Cum by 8 Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 10000 ml or more but less than 25000 ml	Boost Cum by 10 Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido
Cum Quantity at 25000 ml or more	Boost Cum by 8 Slow stat gain of 10 for Libido