Translations:Condensol Pill/3/en

Gotten a bit too big for your britches? Feeling like you just can’t find a partner who can handle your size? You could use gene mods to get smaller, but you don’t want to give up being the biggest man in the room. And now, thanks to your friends at J’ejune Pharmaceutical, you don’t have to. Now there’s Condensol! Using patented techniques derived from ancient alchemical practices, Condensol is guaranteed to give you four hours of a smaller package without permanently reducing your size. Now you can satisfy partners of all sizes, and still have that third leg that gets you respect.