Translations:Red Pandaneen Plus/3/en

A sister brand to the transformative, ‘Pandaneen’, this gel capsule is half red, half black and stamped with flashier logos than its older counterpart. Marketed as a cheaper alternative to higher grade splices by Xenogen Biotech, Red Pandaneen Plus is designed to slowly give the imbiber red panda-like features using a variety of microsurgeons and genetic codes. A small sticker on the side of the packaging displays a claim that the product has gone through rigorous testing so that it no longer affects a user’s body shape, extremities, or reflexes. Neat!