Translations:Turtleneck Cream/3/en

The label of this Blue Crab product depicts a handsome spy wearing a black turtleneck and spy goggles, with “Turtleneck” written on his sleeve. Inside there is a glittery blue cream filled with microsurgeons, outdated but still endorsed by several health agencies, that when applied to a penis can grow a sheath, a foreskin or result in negligible increases in its length or thickness.