Translations:Codex: Diverting Jokes/18/en

A lapinara is talking to a gabilani. “You would not believe the day I had. First thing, right, I tripped over this old book I found and got a bloody nose. A raskvel gang hears the noise and shows up to give me crap for being in their turf. I had to run for half an hour to get away from them, and I couldn’t check my compass, so I ended up in the glade! I nearly walked into a scythe tree, and when I backpedaled, a horde of sexbots jumped me! They must’ve ridden me for half a day! My dick feels like a boiled potato, and my balls are so empty my girlfriend could move into them.”