Translations:Shark Bites/3/en

This is a simple white pack containing three brown coloured jerky-esque bits. The bottom of the pack has a stylized depiction of some "very" scantily clad shark-morphs worshipping the jerky bits as if they were some great deity. Certainly an odd bit of marketing, if you do say so yourself. The pack promises the the consumer will gain the glorious body of a shark in humanoid form. A long, tiny print list of possible side effects on the back, lost in all the shark worship that covers the pack. You guess the creators must have had a real shark fetish...