Translations:Pandaneen Pill/3/en

This gel capsule is half white, half black and stamped with the word ‘Pandaneen’. Marketed as a cheaper alternative to higher grade splices by Xenogen Biotech, Pandaneen is designed to slowly give the imbiber panda-like features using a variety of microsurgeons and genetic codes. It is guaranteed effective on over 95% of carbon-based life forms with a mortality rate well below one percent.