J’ejune 制药

杰琼制药

描述

Company Name: J’ejune Corporation and J’ejune Pharmaceutical

Industry: Commercial products, Food, Drugs, Cosmetics

A mid-level corporation with nothing outstanding about them. With a product lineup that’s either bland or trying too hard, J’ejune are mostly know as being cheap and somewhat lacking in quality control. They’ll do the least amount of testing possible to get things approved for legal sale and their manufacturing habits frequently cause added - normally harmless and minor - effects to their products. The random scent one smells from Libidoze and the random flavor of Blu’Cow being good examples; a product like Rainbotox would be right up their alley. They’re not incompetent (if they were, they’d be out of business by now), just cheap and unimaginative. It’s highly unlikely they’d ever get medical or military contracts.

历史

知名人物 / 团体

辛西娅 - 前雇员
米莉·贝斯 - 广告代言人

产品 / 服务

蓝牛 - 最终产品，碳酸能量饮料（口味随机）。
冷凝丸 - 最终产品，男性生殖器暂时缩小药物。
强力紧致 - 最终产品，永久性孔洞/生殖器缩小药物。
绝育丸 - 最终产品，暂时性不孕药物。
前置胸架 - 最终产品，丰胸药物。
崎岖之路 - 最终产品，生殖器美容药物。
Rubber-Made - 最终产品，体毛去除药物。
苏玛霜 - 最终产品，睾丸增大药物。
净肤 - 最终产品，肌肤光滑药物。
干涸期 - 最终产品，阴道干燥药物。

轶事

杰琼制药的米莉·贝斯是对“球场推销王” 比利·梅斯的戏仿。