Corny T-Shirt/zh-hans：修订间差异

CrnyShirt
Type	Upper undergarment
Slot	Undertop
Base Price	1000
Information
Sexiness	1
Resolve	4
Usable	Yes
Defensive Target	Self

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2026年8月6日 (四) 17:12的最新版本

Corny T-Shirt

A black T-shirt with a new Texan pickup line on the front, generally used by bulls to pick up cows with as little spoken words as possible. The white text may seem vulgar on other planets, but there is no doubting its effectiveness on New Texans.

Possible lines

‘Everything’s bigger in New Texas! Take a look’ (followed by an arrow pointing down)

‘Wrangling Varmints is easy! Let’s see if you are’

‘It ain’t hard to pick up horseback ridin’ How bout I pick you up for some horsecock ridin’’

‘I can help you saddle a horse. So long as you straddle my face.’

‘You do look mighty fine, are ya up for some 69?’

‘Sorry ‘bout the mess, I just got back from the cockmilkers. Actually I’m feeling full again, wanna help out?’ (decorated with authentic cumsplat-print)

Acquisition

Can be purchased from Busky at the Straps shop in New Texas.

Upon purchase, a version may be selected with a specific phrase printed on the shirt.

Usage

Can be equipped as an undertop or be sold to a vendor for credits.

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-== 俗气T恤 ==
+<languages />
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+== Corny T-Shirt ==
+</div>
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
 __NOTOC__
 {{Infobox TiTSItem
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 | image = missing.png
 | caption =
-| itemtype = [[Upper undergarment|上身内衣]]
+| itemtype = [[Upper undergarment]]
 | shortname =
 | slotname = Undertop
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 | addflags =
 }}
+</div>
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
 <blockquote>
-一件黑色T恤，正面印着一句新的德州搭讪语，通常是公牛用来尽可能少说话地搭上母牛。白色的字在其他星球上可能显得粗俗，但它在新德州人身上的效果毋庸置疑。
+A black T-shirt with a new Texan pickup line on the front, generally used by bulls to pick up cows with as little spoken words as possible. The white text may seem vulgar on other planets, but there is no doubting its effectiveness on New Texans.
 </blockquote>
-'''可能的印字'''
+'''Possible lines'''
-<blockquote>“新德州什么都要更大！看一眼”（下方跟着一个向下指的箭头）</blockquote>
+<blockquote>‘Everything’s bigger in New Texas! Take a look’ (followed by an arrow pointing down)</blockquote>
-<blockquote>“驯服瓦敏特轻而易举！让我看看你是不是也一样”</blockquote>
+<blockquote>‘Wrangling Varmints is easy! Let’s see if you are’</blockquote>
-<blockquote>“学骑马不难，不如让我教你骑马屌”</blockquote>
+<blockquote>‘It ain’t hard to pick up horseback ridin’ How bout I pick you up for some horsecock ridin’’</blockquote>
-<blockquote>“我可以帮你给马装鞍，只要你能跨坐在我脸上。”</blockquote>
+<blockquote>‘I can help you saddle a horse. So long as you straddle my face.’</blockquote>
-<blockquote>“你看起来真不错，想来个 69 吗？”</blockquote>
+<blockquote>‘You do look mighty fine, are ya up for some 69?’</blockquote>
-<blockquote>“不好意思有点乱，我刚从鸡巴挤奶机那儿回来。其实我又觉得胀了，想帮帮忙吗？”（印着货真价实的精液飞溅图案）
+<blockquote>‘Sorry ‘bout the mess, I just got back from the cockmilkers. Actually I’m feeling full again, wanna help out?’ (decorated with authentic cumsplat-print)
 </blockquote>
+</div>
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
-=== 获取方式 ===
+=== Acquisition ===
 ----
-可以从[[Busky|巴斯奇]]在[[:New_Texas#Straps|皮带店]]的商店购买，商店位于[[New Texas|新德州]]。
+Can be purchased from [[Special:MyLanguage/Busky|Busky]] at the [[Special:MyLanguage/:New_Texas#Straps|Straps]] shop in [[Special:MyLanguage/New Texas|New Texas]].
+</div>
-购买时，可以选择印有特定短语的版本。
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+Upon purchase, a version may be selected with a specific phrase printed on the shirt.
+</div>
-==== 用法 ====
+<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+==== Usage ====
 ----
-可作为内搭上衣装备，也可以出售给商贩换取[[credits|信用点]]。
+Can be equipped as an undertop or be sold to a vendor for [[Special:MyLanguage/credits|credits]].
+</div>