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Corny T-Shirt
| CrnyShirt | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Upper undergarment |
| Slot | Undertop |
| Base Price | 1000 |
| Information | |
| Sexiness | 1 |
| Resolve | 4 |
| Usable | Yes |
| Defensive Target | Self |
A black T-shirt with a new Texan pickup line on the front, generally used by bulls to pick up cows with as little spoken words as possible. The white text may seem vulgar on other planets, but there is no doubting its effectiveness on New Texans.
Possible lines
‘Everything’s bigger in New Texas! Take a look’ (followed by an arrow pointing down)
‘Wrangling Varmints is easy! Let’s see if you are’
‘It ain’t hard to pick up horseback ridin’ How bout I pick you up for some horsecock ridin’’
‘I can help you saddle a horse. So long as you straddle my face.’
‘You do look mighty fine, are ya up for some 69?’
‘Sorry ‘bout the mess, I just got back from the cockmilkers. Actually I’m feeling full again, wanna help out?’ (decorated with authentic cumsplat-print)
Upon purchase, a version may be selected with a specific phrase printed on the shirt.