Codex: Bubble Buddy/zh-hans：修订间差异

2026年7月28日 (二) 02:04的版本

制造商： TamaniCorp
“嗨。我是 Tamani，Tamani Corp 的创始人兼首席执行官。我每天都在想着你们的精液。请放心，泡泡伙伴能让那份宝贝精华保持新鲜、强效，直到宇宙热寂！”

关于

TamaniCorp 坚信一句话：“没有什么测试比公开测试更好！” 他们种类繁多的生育力与性能力增强产品都会经过广泛试验，但要把各种各样的受试者请进公司办公室并不容易。考虑到员工中随时都有不少人怀孕，把他们送到测试设施也同样麻烦。泡泡伙伴正是出于这种需要而发明的。他们最初急需一种能安全储存精液样本的装置，在持续密封的容器中维持样本的温度与活性。
这种套膜在测试者中大受欢迎，于是 TamaniCorp 决定将其公开销售，作为自慰辅助器和廉价、可重复使用的精液储存工具。此后，它成了传统低温精子库的热门替代品。在Rahn和Galotian民众中，这种独特的紫色精液泡泡被视为时髦零食。TamaniCorp 还正式鼓励那些形态不定的消费者，把自己享用精液袋的照片发到外网图片分享网站。

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-<b>Manufactured By:</b> [[Special:MyLanguage/Tamani_Corp|TamaniCorp]]
+<b>制造商：</b> [[Special:MyLanguage/Tamani_Corp|TamaniCorp]]
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+<i>“嗨。我是 Tamani，Tamani Corp 的创始人兼首席执行官。我每天都在想着你们的精液。请放心，泡泡伙伴能让那份宝贝精华保持新鲜、强效，直到宇宙热寂！”</i>
-<i>“Hi. I’m Tamani, founder and CEO of Tamani Corp. I spend all day thinking about YOUR cum. Let me assure you, the Bubble Buddy will keep that baby batter fresh and potent until the heat death of the universe!”</i>
-</div>
-<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+=== 关于 ===
-=== About ===
+TamaniCorp 坚信一句话：<i>“没有什么测试比公开测试更好！”</i> 他们种类繁多的生育力与性能力增强产品都会经过广泛试验，但要把各种各样的受试者请进公司办公室并不容易。考虑到员工中随时都有不少人怀孕，把他们送到测试设施也同样麻烦。泡泡伙伴正是出于这种需要而发明的。他们最初急需一种能安全储存精液样本的装置，在持续密封的容器中维持样本的温度与活性。
-TamaniCorp stands by the saying <i>“There’s no testing like public testing!”</i> Their wide variety of fertility and virility enhancing products undergo extensive trials and it’s not always easy to get a diverse array of subjects into their corporate offices. For that matter, it’s not easy to get their employees out to the testing facilities, considering how many tend to be pregnant at any given time. The Bubble Buddy was an invention of necessity. They chiefly needed a device that could store semen samples safely, maintaining their heat and potency in a sustained, self-sealing container.
-</div>
-<div lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">
+这种套膜在测试者中大受欢迎，于是 TamaniCorp 决定将其公开销售，作为自慰辅助器和廉价、可重复使用的精液储存工具。此后，它成了传统低温精子库的热门替代品。在[[Special:MyLanguage/Rahn|Rahn]]和[[Special:MyLanguage/Galotian|Galotian]]民众中，这种独特的紫色精液泡泡被视为时髦零食。TamaniCorp 还正式鼓励那些形态不定的消费者，把自己享用精液袋的照片发到外网图片分享网站。
-The sheath proved so popular among testers that TamaniCorp decided to market it publicly as a masturbation aide and inexpensive, reusable semen storage tool. Since then, it has become a popular alternative to traditional cryogenic sperm banks. Among [[Special:MyLanguage/Rahn|Rahn]] and [[Special:MyLanguage/Galotian|Galotian]] citizenry, the distinctive purple cum bubbles are considered a trendy snack. TamaniCorp officially encourages its amorphous consumers to post pictures of themselves enjoying the cum pouches on extranet photo-sharing sites.
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