Codex: Bubble Buddy/zh-hans

Manufactured By: TamaniCorp

“Hi. I’m Tamani, founder and CEO of Tamani Corp. I spend all day thinking about YOUR cum. Let me assure you, the Bubble Buddy will keep that baby batter fresh and potent until the heat death of the universe!”

About

TamaniCorp stands by the saying “There’s no testing like public testing!” Their wide variety of fertility and virility enhancing products undergo extensive trials and it’s not always easy to get a diverse array of subjects into their corporate offices. For that matter, it’s not easy to get their employees out to the testing facilities, considering how many tend to be pregnant at any given time. The Bubble Buddy was an invention of necessity. They chiefly needed a device that could store semen samples safely, maintaining their heat and potency in a sustained, self-sealing container.

The sheath proved so popular among testers that TamaniCorp decided to market it publicly as a masturbation aide and inexpensive, reusable semen storage tool. Since then, it has become a popular alternative to traditional cryogenic sperm banks. Among Rahn and Galotian citizenry, the distinctive purple cum bubbles are considered a trendy snack. TamaniCorp officially encourages its amorphous consumers to post pictures of themselves enjoying the cum pouches on extranet photo-sharing sites.